The Non-Fiction Novelist

Helping at-work writers to become novelists

Stop Writing Crappy Fantasy Novels

Stop Writing Crappy Fantasy Novels

By Larry Kahaner

This is one of those blog posts that  get me in trouble.

I don’t do it on purpose. It’s just that some things bug me, and I can’t be quiet about it.dummies-161x200

Here it is: Stop writing crappy dystopian, sci-fi, and fantasy novels. I know I’m lumping them together, but they’re related as far as my beef is concerned. In fact, I’m just going to use the word fantasy from now on to encompasses these three genres.

Why do so many people write terrible fantasy novels? Because it’s easy.

Whoa. Writing a book is easy? No, never. Writing is hard. I know; I’ve written many books, fiction and non-fiction, and anyone who can finish a book gets an attaboy or attagirl from me.

What I’m talking about are writers who use the fantasy form to write awful books, because this form, more than any other (except maybe romance novels; I’ll get to you in a subsequent post) allows writers to be lazy and defraud their readers.

Here’s an example: One of your characters is trapped in a room and there’s no way out. Suddenly, they fish out a special piece of something from their pocket that transports them away. We had no clue about this magical item beforehand. It’s lazy writing. Its cheating. One of the hallmarks of strong authors is the ability to put their protagonist in a bind and get him or her out cleverly without resorting to trickery. Mystery writers are usually pretty good about it without pulling out a gun that just happened to be hidden in someone’s boot. But even some bestselling authors succumb to a savior parachuting in – a rescuer we’ve not seen before. In one mystery novel I read from a super successful author you were to wonder about the killer’s identity. As you should. Surprise. It was a long lost twin who came into the picture toward the book’s end. We had no idea this person existed and there were no clues to his even being alive. Cheater.

Fantasy author Patrick Rothfuss alludes to this problem when it comes to using magic. He writes: “If you want to write a fantasy story with Norse gods, sentient robots, and telepathic dinosaurs, you can do just that. Want to throw in a vampire and a lesbian unicorn while you’re at it? Go ahead. Nothing’s off limits. But the endless possibility of the genre is a trap. It’s easy to get distracted by the glittering props available to you and forget what you’re supposed to be doing: telling a good story. Don’t get me wrong, magic is cool. But a nervous mother singing to her child at night while something moves quietly through the dark outside her house? That’s a story. Handled properly, it’s more dramatic than any apocalypse or goblin army could ever be.”

Exactly. You can’t tell a strong story if you’re always relying on magic, bogus superpowers or outlandish ‘saves.’

How to prevent this from ruining your book is actually pretty easy. Don’t write yourself into a corner just because you want to made your work as dramatic, scary or provocative as possible. It’s okay not to know ahead of time how a character will get out of a jam, but do it in such as way that’s not ridiculous or unexpected.

Respect your readers, okay?

 

What if the US were run like a corporation and a madman was in charge? Check out my  latest thriller “USA, Inc.” now available in eBook and paperback. All my books have a money-back guarantee.

Advertisements

Single Post Navigation

13 thoughts on “Stop Writing Crappy Fantasy Novels

  1. Good points, all. As a reader, it drives me crazy, too. ~nan

  2. Still cackling over the “lesbian unicorn”!

  3. You’re talking about Deus ex machina which was a popular trope when the art of novel writing was in its infancy, but got old really fast. I agree that many modern fantasy writers fall back on this plot device, and it’s still old and worn out. Sometimes, putting a shiny new ribbon on it makes it hard to spot though. So always a good reminder. Thanks for a terrific rant.

  4. Shirley Fedorak on said:

    I’d add ‘learn the rules of writing’ before breaking them, but I seem to be a minority. From many of the books I’ve read lately, some published, good writing doesn’t seem to matter.

    • One of my beefs, for as long as I’ve been a working writer are poorly written books that are commercially successful.The same goes for music, art and a slew of other creative outlets. It tends to lower the collective bar rather than raise it. Rant over, Shirley.

  5. As one who writes in all those genres, it is a constant concern. If you introduce a magical element, you HAVE to consider how the addition of this into the world will impact everything else. Teleport your main character out of a bad situation? You better not only set that up, but think about what would happen if that power/device/gadget/ability fell into the wrong hands. If something gnarly exists in that scene for the purpose of that scene, chances are good you don’t need it, and if you do, remember that it existed in your world before the scene and will most likely exist after.

    Thanks for the reminder.

  6. Whenever I see those things happen: hero in a bad situation only to teleport magically to safety – I always prefer that they were killed off. If we can’t do it in a way that makes sense (or at least setup to be expected/possible) death is an option.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Fantasy Road

The Journey begins here.

JTCHworld

Space + Mind = Unlimited Power

Creole Bayou

Laissez les bons temps rouler!

Veronica Knox

Artist & Author

Carl Rackman

Rackman Books

lucinda E Clarke

My blog - My books - and other interesting stuff about my adventures

M.C. Grimm

Where Adventures Begin

Pretty Useful Blog

Books, garden design, plants. These are things I love, and love to share.

D.E. Haggerty

Writer, Blogger, Book Addict

Curious Hart

The Whys Woman

Didi Oviatt

Author of suspense novels Search For Maylee, Aggravated Momentum, The Stix, and New Age Lamians. As well as the short story collection Time Wasters and (co-author of) The Suspenseful Collection. Columnist for The Conscious Talk Magazine.

seanbidd.wordpress.com/

Nomadic & transient tales from a boutique photographer, writer and multimedia creative.

Michael Wynn

Musings from the edge of an English summer

adaratrosclair

Blood, sweat, tears, and the journey of writing and publishing fiction the ebook way!

Finding My J Spot

A Thursday's child has far to go and much to be thankful for

%d bloggers like this: